Post by rcp1 on Dec 8, 2011 21:05:29 GMT -5
First I'd like to say.... I rarely tell people stuff that's the truth and I've been in leagues for a year now next Friday, so I figured this would be a good time to start saying stuff. I'm not gonna troll... Not gonna lie like I usually do, but what Imma put is gonna be the truth on how I've been on leagues for the last year
.December 16, 2010
Well, this is the day I joined leagues. I didn't intentionally join leagues actually, I was on the SvR site that's now closed, and I had been checking new posts for awhile. I never really posted there though, and I was waiting to get the game on Christmas, SvR 11 which I spammed and just tried to win in. N2L Eagle (MlgClutchPro) posted a thread that said something about a league, and he gave a really welcoming description to someone who didn't know what a league was. He explained it as a place where you go and compete online for titles and stuff. I joined the league (XWS) as like the 5th member, but that changed because other members like Ewantu2 joined right after me. I was Cena there, before the 2 character rule. It didn't take long before the era of RCP the troll began.... This dude who used Evan Bourne (BlizzardOfOzz) said that his loss against N2L Eagle in the WHC tourney had been a fluke, and said he'd get revenge. So after seeing that, I took advantage of our low security chat and went on chat as Evan Bourne. I continously trolled as him which i thought was hilarious at the time until the Owner stepped in (Or so I think, might have actually been a member impersaonting the owner) And told us all to stop, and a new chat was quickly put up. That all lasted about 2 weeks, and in that time I had solidified my place in leagues as a jobber. I was like 0-5 as Cena or something, while IAreChuckNorris was 11-1, Ewantu2 was 7-0, and other people had good records too. We had so many matches because we counted JFF matches too. My first league match had been against PizzaSauce, now mind you I hadn't played a league person before, and what happened was I lost the first match because he hit a sig, which I never saw it, and he threw me in the ring and pinned. I said I didn't think he did so we re-did and I won. He said he wanted a 2 out of 3 so we redid again and he won. Then I said he spammed and we re-did and I won so he said best of 7 until he finally won 4 out of 7. I pretty much continued jobbing and talking to people like N2L Eagle, IAreChuckNorris, Ewantu2, Veritas, Terev, and whoever else was in XWS in January.
*January, 2011*
So in January was kind of a good month, and then a pretty bad one. January started with the XWS title match being booked, Miz (IAreChuckNorris, C) versus Challenger Undatakre, Ewantu2. Back then I was really liked in leagues so I got to watch that match, and Ewantu2 won easily as I recall. That match was probably like the first or second week of January. During that time, a bunch of people began joining XWS from SOOL and other places. Druggy Cena (xTDG Break, Vice) RikishisBuns, xTHECODEBREAKER, TheKillaOreO, IComeFromMoney, And many others joined. The whole time XWS had been running, almost from the day it started, there was a group called the Nexus which I always wanted to join. Finally the leader said I could join if I was able to beat Gabriel, N2L Eagle, in a match. It was close, but I lost. Luckily they let me join anyways. I was in Nexus I think like 2 weeks before they kicked me out by making a promo where they all gang banged me in the middle of the ring. And that's where the trouble started... Tyson Kidd (PizzaSauce) came in to try and save me, but they attacked him too, and then when I finally got around to responding, I came in as Lesnar and basically threw a shitfit and attacked all of them. I remember having Lesnar run into Miz, Ted, and Dolph all in the backstage and throw Dolph into a trashcan, F-5 Ted, and I forget what I did to Miz but it was pretty brutal. After roid raging as Lesnar, I PM'd every member of the league that wasn't in the Nexus... Yes, every member. We had about 20 members, and I wanted them all to join my famous stable... the NNWO. Of course, only like 6 people joined NNWO from the whole league, but I randomly decided to leave XWS and had Ewantu2 take control. Ewantu2 immediately ended NNWO, which he lead as Christian, and I stayed out of the league a few days. But the time I was out of XWS was the funnest league experience I've had to this day, and the start of the legacy of the funnest league I was ever in, yes, while I was going around roid-raging as Lesnar, me and Terev had been PMing back and forth about forming a league..... WCOW.
*February, Forming WCOW, And Rejoining XWS*
Well, WCOW was going smooth. Me and Terev went recruiting crazy, getting people like Jerry, Nbsox44, PizzaSauce, Hernandez1781, and some others. During the time WCOW was setting up, I changed my Gamertag to Guido X Torpedo, and rejoined XWS under a new persona. No one knew it was me, and I used Alberto Del Rio and Tajiri (I like had a celebration in chat when I was ADR and ADR won the RR lololol). As Guido X Torpedo no one knew I was NBA2010 23, no one even questioned me. I fit in great, and everyone liked me again, the only person who knew who I really was was Ewantu2. Big mistake. He told IAreChuckNorris, luckily he didn't tell anyone. I got a little decent at SvR, and I won about half my matches. During that time, however, issues were going on in WCOW. Of course, my first match of WCOW was awesome. It was against Jerry, I was HBK, he was Randy Morrison. We did a Co-Promo where HBK signed an autograph on Randy Morrison's face, he put the autograph on Morrison's face for the match, but I didn't see it
. That went great, and then I played I P A R A L Y ZD the next week.... Douchebag. I played him, I didn't play extremely gay, like, I did a lot of the same grapple moves, but it wasn't intentional, and I didn't run at him once. He left the session as I was about to pin, he had Jerry watch the next match. Next match, he was winning, and I left because it wasn't the right match type (Actually just because I thought it was gay he left the first one when I was winning now he was winning). Last match, I still win, he still complains I played dirty.... Terev kicks me out, wtf? I know in Terev's league story he said it was his worst mistake in leagues and I mean.... It really was. Like, he mustve had a dick in his brain jizzing into it trying to tell him what to do, I mean, like, WTF. Anyways, once I had been kicked out he made Jerry GM, and Jerry brought WCOW to Forumotion. By the end of February, XWS was still going pretty normal for me, nothing that special, fun. In the end of February, I rejoined WCOW. WCOW had pretty much completely changed... New members, new site, new people in charge. Swanton, EBM, Pylos, Alex Anderson, CoolPIMP, Lawrence, Zeo v Red, Terev, Jerry, Madjesus, Tisowen were some of the people in it. A lot of them hated me lol. I remember I returned to WCOW, and I was first Lesnar. I kept Lesnar for like 2 weeks and entered MiTB was him, where my fights with EBM ended because he screwed me out of that match with spam then quit the league.*March, Harlem Joins XWS, RCP Leaves, WCOW Going Strong*
So in March, we started to get a lot of people who are still around now like Bronzy, Crib, and Dustin in April, and ViperMike also in April. But, we did get some fags like Harlem too. Harlem joined XWS and we had a JFF match, which he accused me of a spamming, and bla bla bla, got someone to watch it, Crib, he accused me of spamming too. I thought he just did it because he didn't like me, and I went on a rant against all XWS mods and owners. I really hated them all pretty much :L. I left XWS as Guido X Torpedo, and I came back a few days later, but was caught. By then in WCOW I switched to Batista, because WCOW restarted. I was having a lot of problems in XWS, but then suddenly everyone just like dissapeared right before Wrestlemania. XWS's Wrestlemania was ruined, and it got really inactive for a good month or two. When XWS went down, WCOW thrived from March til late April. A lot of XWS people went to WCOW, I got a PPV match of Jerry and Drake McMahon (Me) vs John Cena (Pimp) and Drake was scheduled to become GM of superstars that never launched. WCOW got like, 30 members. But then, for the first time I tried recruiting... I'd done it before for WCOW, and a little here and there for XWS in the past up to that point, but never like that. I think I recruited like 15 people to XWS, and I got XWS back running again after Wrestlemania.
*April, Fuckyeah*
I'd say April was probably one of the funnest months I've had in leagues. In April, me and Ewantu started to troll loving each other on the forums in XWS, and we just had a load of fun lololol it was hilarious. Me and Ewantu trolled it each other so much, and Ewantu had just left WCOW then because XWS re opened and he hates WCOW. Ewantu always hated on WCOW, and I thought it was pretty funny haha. Anyways, other than that in April, about midway through April... SvR 2k opened. Now while trolling usually has a bad outcome, this was one that really worked out for WCOW. I got like half of WCOW to join SvR 2k, but then this dude Shard, he's in XWL now, started promoing as Crimson. His promos were shit, and he interupted every TBC promo asking people to join the New Blood Mafia. Only one person joined, and they only planned on turning on him. We all got really sick of him in the 2nd week of SvR 2k, which btw started the famous SvR 2k hardcore title, and me and Goldust (IAreChuckNorris, Lol bequiz he uses Goldust now in XWL) raped him and chain sawed him in a promo. Some others joined in, and we all got IP Banned immediately. Was worth it... Really. All the SvR 2k members like DaBlack joined towards the end of April, and WCOW now had about 40 members with people like Mr Mojo Risin, Char, Viper, ViperMike, Dustin, Maryse and some others. I always used to troll the new members, surprised they don't hate me now tbh. Anyways, WCOW and XWS were both running great... Except neither were really run great, because both needed a second GM.... And the post went up and I made my try out cards
.*May, RCP Named GM, RCP Named GM, RCP Kills XWS*
I tried out to be both XWS and WCOW GM, I got the job for neither. Jerry gave the job to DetRedWings32 (SvR 2k person) who made cards at random, and BronzyCoder got the XWS job. DetRedWings left WCOW almost right after being GM, and what happened.... I didn't get the job then either
. At the spirt of the moment, Jerry decided to give gay Jeffero the job. Fortunately, Jeffero only did one card which miserabley failed before losing his job. I got named the XWS GM by then however, of the Second Brand, ECW. I gave everything I had, and then I forget why but I got pissed at XWS. I spammed the XWS forum, and then I deleted everything important like cards and promos along with other people. XWS died, WCOW went about a week later. On the last day of WCOW, I was named a GM, Which was gonna be great, but then of course it closed. But something happened on the last day of WCOW.... Something that changed my league experience forever. I was linked to a fansite 
.*Start to a new Era; WWC; End of May.*
WWC started May 22, I took HBK, and used the new thing I had found, called a fan site to begin improving my promo ability to what I do now. I only kept HBK a week before I dropped him and took Chris Jericho... Pats you're gonna hear why I want Jericho so bad in a lil bit now if you're reading
. Well, I was really into being Jericho, and I started doing some really good promos as him. My first 30 line promo was as Jericho (Much later on). WWC was not what XWS and WCOW had been though, I liked promoing, but I liked the matches too. And not only that, but it didn't have the same members. Soooo many people left, it just killed the whole thing. RT (RollingThunder), Bronzy, Crib, Spensah (Still hung around in chat), Swanton, Terev, And many MANY more, including EBM did not switch over. Thet just made a fail WCOW (Pimp, Terev, Swanton, and EBM did) and that closed pretty quick. By the start of WWC I had began fighting with Maryse (SoZ) a lot, and yeah, I hated her pretty much. I also fought with the gay faggot RPer known as Lawrence, he likes to wank himself every night before going to bed. Whatever. I promo'd weekly in WWC but was pretty bored, WWC never really grew on me like XWS or WCOW had and I really felt bad for killing XWS the way I had. Anyways, WWC went on until Lockdown Pay Per View, Last week of June where I won my first League title as Chris Jericho. Back then I always had the chat name of RCJ, and I really liked being Jericho (Shame I didn't get him in time when he was available in XWL )... Of course, he closed the league that day too, because Jerry gave the league to Vice, but he didn't want it so he closed it. Actually, I was supposed to run WWC, but no one wanted me to run it because I trolled, so they let Vice close it instead.... Yeah, dumbasses. Anyways, I won that title and Jerry made a new league, Erm, more like a clan, OWU.*Beginning of August, OWU.*
At that time, our band of people had pretty much disbanded. All the people I'd been talking to from December-June were gone. OWU only had a few of us, I think it was Jerry, Me, Pimp, Vice, Dustin, And maybe Lawrence at first. I think we had some others and like Maryse came to chat for the first few days. I rushed Jerry into starting up a league, well, he didn't even want to start it, but I recruited a lot.... A LOT of members like Pats, AVG, Ash, Bronzy, Crib, BeefMonkey, And some more, and so we started the league part of OWU that killed the Hardcore part because the league died right after it started. So we closed down the league, all the people I recruited left pretty much except Pats and AVG. Editing in the TCM part for Patsy. Alrught TCM, Pats told me he had a brother who was in a clan and he said they were really good. I was being vintage saying they probably sucked, and I'd kick all their asses... Little did I know that was actually true. I challenged AVG to a match and he tried to run at me which I pretty much knew he would do so I ran out of the way and then got him from behind.. He didn't hit one move that match. I took the title from AVG, and faced countless TCM people who AVG and the leader believed would be able to beat me, but they all lost. Vice and Ash also played TCM dudes in a tag match and owned them... Yeah it was an ownage fest in TCM vs OWU. But other than that We just used it as a hang out while me and Jerry and Dustin joined XWL and were pretty new so we didn't really talk to any of the XWL people yet. But then, I went on vacation, and of course any party without RCP is no party and no one ever went on the OWU site anymore so it died while I was gone.
*Joining SOOL, June*
Forgot about this and don't know where to put it in, so just adding here. I joined SOOL in the beginning of June when WCOW first closed pretty much, loved it right away. I was Jeff Hardy, stopped loving it when they booked me like shit even though I was their best promoer on Superstars and this spammer named Jimi Van Paige got pushed like a bitch even though all he did was strike. So I left, and hated them. Oh yeah I also spammed their site with gay porn along with Oreo back in like April.
*Joining XWL, Back In July.*
Yeah, I already went over what was going on in every month, but XWL was completely different than XWS/WCOW so I decided to make it have its own session and timeline. Back in the end of June, I made an account on XWL, which I had signed up for two previous times, and tried rejoining because I "didn't have XBL yet" when really I did and that was just my cover story for leaving SOOL, which btw, Vice ratted me out to SOOL for. Haha I completely forgot about that, writing this made me remember :L. Well after that I joined XWL in the beginning of July because "I got my XBL back", and of course I got trolled which in a way I see very reasonable lol. I didn't really mind the trolling because you know, I was new and I don't really care if people troll me because they suck at it
. Well, when I actually did join I got my first real match booked there which was Kevin Steen versus Bradshaw. I won, which I'm guessing was a shocker because no one knew me, but I knew I was pretty good so it wasn't a real shocker to me. What really stood out to me though and is pretty cool is that back in like February, I played against Red Skull Demon randomly before I knew who he was because I was told he was XWL World Heavyweight Champ and that was the best league, and I beat him. He said if I joined XWL I'd probably become a good mid-carder, and then again when I first joined XWL for real I played E/T, and what stood out to me was at the end of the match he basically sent the same message that Red Skull Demon did and I would be a good mid-carder, which I'll say if that happened later. Anyways, next week, I dropped Bradshaw because he was hard to promo as... And I picked up Kevin Nash! Nash was the first guy I did a real XWL promo as, and Sheamus (Red Skull Demon) challenged me to a KOTR match, which I lost in 28 minutes without hitting one groggy grapple but hitting one finisher. I thought that was good consdering Nash sucks, so I dropped him. I also had been using Carlito.*August in XWL*
Alright, I'd been there awhile, and I was now Carlito only. I formed some kinda stable like Fro Bros or something with Jerry when he was Bateman, we were both pretty good, I was going pretty good as Carlito. With my open spot on Breakdown, I decided to pick up Stone Cold because I used him in WWC and kinda liked it, I was promo'ing weekly and pretty much told I'd be great in the future in XWL. I kept promoing, etc, Carlito was rising in the ranks. This is probably one of the best things.... At the time... That couldve happened. Kurt Angle at the time (Bang) got tired of being him and dropped him, so of course, I had Angle as my favorite then so I had to drop SCSA who I had never debuted, or even had a roster pic as, and took The Olympic Hero Kurt Angle. I got a short feud with Hardy, which sucked.
*September in XWL; Bye Bye Carlito
*Angle got a feud with Morrison, Carlito got one with Kane, I was feeling pretty good and thought my future in XWL looked bright because I'd been told it would be and now it really looked that way. I don't know why, I just decided one day I was bored of Carlito and one of my other former favorites, RVD became available. I was really tempted by RVD being available, and I can say now that dropping Carlito was one of the worst things I've done. I couldve been great as him and stuff, and I never really got into being RVD. However, Angle's feud with Morrison ended at Eye for an Eye, and I had one because Vice dropped Morrison. I made Morrison retire, and I made him tap. That was good. The Breakdown after that Angle had a #1 Contender match for the IC Championship, I was finally getting where I'd been told I'd end up. I won, fuckyeah. So I go through that month going through my weekly promos, etc, I get to the end of the month, and it was time for the big match. This is late October now, Monster Bash. I play the match against Red, supposedly the best at SvR in leagues along with Shuggz, I'm still not sure if he was trying his hardest or not because our match seemed really close if he was, and I thought I sucked compared to how good I shouldve been. I hit a finisher, he hit 4, I lost, but still.
*November in XWL,
*November started great, as was almost every other month. I was scheduled to get another IC title match because Krzy was suppose to put me over. It was going as planned, great stuff really, until one day I was just a little mad, whatever, I was just mad I think and was trying to find faults in something, and Idk, I chose XWL, w/e. I complained about them on APW chat (I think) and Pats told E/T everything I had said... Which was wrong because I speciffically didn't tell him because I wasn't too serious about it, because I'm usually not. Like sure, I was mad, but like, I just complain about stuff a lot, I'm never really trying to say change stuff or die, really. So fuck you Pats for telling E/T about that that day. And well, after that he banned me from XWL, honestly when I said ban me I meant chat, I was mad though so I could believe it sounded like the forum. Either way, he did that, but then I got myself back in. Not gonna lie, I asked if I could change my IP and go by an Alt, which he said no to and I was actually gonna listen bequiz I was really in no position not to lol. To be honest, looking back on it I think I messed up bequiz I was always told I'd do good there, and meh, whenever I'm told I'll do good it seems like I just expect it to happen on its own and stop trying after that.
*December So Far*
*Well, December so far has been good I guess. I mean, I'm starting up a good feud with Shelley, and I've got a stable going on in XWL with Mason, Curt, and A-Ry. Also we've got APW going which seems promising, hope I'm able to stick around in leagues long enough to see it get big enough to be considered a major league. Wish Pats would fucking drop Jericho so I could be him :@. And uhhhh, that's about it.
And that's RCP's league story
. Oh btw, if you didn't read this fuck you. Took me like 3 hours to type, but I was bored and didn't have much to do, well, other than some promos :$. But meh, it was close to my 1 year anniversary being in leagues and I've had quite some interesting expereinces. Wish I had enough room to write about EVERYTHING that's happened. Like Cobra, all the smaller leagues, me and Jerry attempting to steal WCOW from Terev and failing, All the funny things that happened, etc, etc. Well, just hope all of you get to have a lot of experiences in leagues. 
. RCP Out....